tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6416247805145186472012-02-15T23:36:45.850-08:00Evanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14702721497662734429noreply@blogger.comBlogger61100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-641624780514518647.post-76329261191710899912008-09-10T12:47:00.000-07:002008-09-10T12:49:14.472-07:00

I was going to write this week about Tokio Hotel. I have no idea how I haven’t gotten around to them yet, but seriously, they are more deserving of an F- than anyone previously featured in this blog. They are insanely terrible. They are actually starting to catch up to Insane Clown Posse in the race to be the Worst Anything Ever ™.They just won the MTV VMA for Best New Artist, which is impressive

Evanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14702721497662734429noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-641624780514518647.post-49962842877692129432008-08-13T14:01:00.000-07:002008-08-25T16:00:44.688-07:00

I tried to take a vacation last week, if that helps explain the lack of posting (as opposed to my usual laziness being the culprit). But alas, there can be no vacation from suck. The fat bearded ewok George Lucas saw to that with his glorious “film” Indiana Jones And The Movie I Will Pretend I Didn’t Watch.This movie is a fucking mess, let me get that out of the way early, in case you’re already

Evanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14702721497662734429noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-641624780514518647.post-80950083317462927942008-07-29T11:42:00.000-07:002008-08-25T15:36:27.090-07:00

Okay, time to once again level my sights on something that sucks, and revolutionize our very culture as a result. This time I’m calling out The Real World, a poorly named departure from reality and shame entering it’s 300th season on MTV. Get ready for suck.The basic concept of the show is as follows: you take the seven most desperate people you can find at Senor Frog’s, invite them to take time

Evanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14702721497662734429noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-641624780514518647.post-84436127850718065382008-07-23T11:27:00.000-07:002008-08-25T15:35:12.122-07:00

So this post is going to be the F- Blog’s first foray into popular culture, though many of you may argue that the bum on the bus was popular, I debate his lasting presence on the cultural scene. I mean, what’s he going to do to follow up? Drink wine and fall asleep in the park? Ask me for change on my way to Subway? We’ll just have to see.But more to the point, this entry is concerned with the

Evanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14702721497662734429noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-641624780514518647.post-29806648251372490152008-07-18T10:41:00.000-07:002008-08-25T15:34:27.611-07:00

So this one is going to come out of left field, but this update is to give an F- to the continent of Asia. Yeah, I’m as surprised as any of you, I never saw it coming. I mean, all the guys wear suits, the food is good (mostly), people are constantly yelling, it seems pretty awesome. But that’s just the surface, covering up the filthy suck that pervades the continent.Now, keep in mind, I’m doing

Evanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14702721497662734429noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-641624780514518647.post-80249006391210253862008-07-17T14:34:00.001-07:002008-08-25T15:33:29.419-07:00

To the homeless man drinking a can of Olde English on the bus this morning, I’m giving you a grade of F- and this is why: On my way to work this morning, a very dirty man got on the bus (in the free area) around Westlake center. He then proceeded to lift up a newspaper and pretend to read it. While he did this, he simultaneously drank a can of Olde English 800 High Gravity malt liquor, hiding it

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